Hey everyone - I’ve missed you guys! I got a job a few months ago that is taking up my entire life. I really need to…

So my neighbor hates me. Like hates, hates me. It’s kind of funny, because if she didn’t hate me so bad, I actually…

For how much I hate Katy Perry

Last week, I was called in to take a pre-interview exam as part of the screening process to determine who made the…

My dad just turned 62 (61? 63? Something early 60ish). His entire life he's voted Democrat. When I was a youngish…

I got poked today on Facebook. I didn't even know that that was still a feature. So, not wanting to be rude, I poked…

I have a job interview tomorrow. Problem is, I have applied to so many different places that I don't really remember…

The teach your kids proper names for body parts post reminded me of what a FB (and former classmate) friend posted…

I started my day off by dropping a pair of tweezers into an ... occupied toilet. Afraid that the metal points…

Because I WILL get out of this neighborhood, even if it kills me.

But if he shoots off fireworks one more time at 12 f'n 30 in the morning, there will be hell. I don't know what I'll…

Wanna meet him?

I had to go to the doctor earlier this week because my back has been hurting pretty bad, for no known reason.After…

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I don't do small talk. I sometimes have a tendency to chatter if I get nervous, so I try to pay attention to that…

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Lately, for like the past 2 weeks, every single night I've had a dream about an ex I haven't seen/heard from/thought…

One of my neighbors' obnoxious kids got a drum set. I can hear it from MY HOUSE. With all windows closed and tv on.

Hopefully down a deep, dark well.

I'm only four episodes in (no spoilers!)