Hey everyone - I’ve missed you guys! I got a job a few months ago that is taking up my entire life. I really need to figure out this work/life balance. It seems that all I do is go to work, come home in time to eat, shower and go to bed. Stupid job taking away my time from Gawker!
So my neighbor hates me. Like hates, hates me. It’s kind of funny, because if she didn’t hate me so bad, I actually think we’d be good friends. But somehow, she got it in her head that I am out to steal her husband. I’ve talked to this guy maybe 8 times in the 3 years I’ve lived here. Most of the time, that talking…
For how much I hate Katy Perry
Last week, I was called in to take a pre-interview exam as part of the screening process to determine who made the cut to actually interview for a job. I got my scores immediately after the testing, they were not as good as I had hoped they would be, but I didn't bomb it embarrassingly bad either. Surely someone else…
My dad just turned 62 (61? 63? Something early 60ish). His entire life he's voted Democrat. When I was a youngish teenager, back before the Republicans got super crazy, if I said 'hey, what that Republican said just made some sort of sense, why aren't you going to vote for him?' I would get an hours long lecture on…
I got poked today on Facebook. I didn't even know that that was still a feature. So, not wanting to be rude, I poked back. I just got poked again!! My niceness only reaches so far.
I have a job interview tomorrow. Problem is, I have applied to so many different places that I don't really remember the specifics of this place. And of course, I can't find the job posting anymore. I have applied for some that were part-time, full-time, temporary. So in the course of the interview, how do I go about…
The teach your kids proper names for body parts post reminded me of what a FB (and former classmate) friend posted a few nights ago.
I started my day off by dropping a pair of tweezers into an ... occupied toilet. Afraid that the metal points would damage the pipes if I flushed it down, I then had to go fishing them out with the only thing available - my hands. The day has to go up from there - right?!
Because I WILL get out of this neighborhood, even if it kills me.
But if he shoots off fireworks one more time at 12 f'n 30 in the morning, there will be hell. I don't know what I'll do yet, but it'll be something.
Wanna meet him?
I had to go to the doctor earlier this week because my back has been hurting pretty bad, for no known reason.After pushing around on my back and deciding nothing was broken (obviously, since I could walk and had feeling in extremities), I get told different exercises to do. Which fine.
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I don't do small talk. I sometimes have a tendency to chatter if I get nervous, so I try to pay attention to that and control it. But the other day while chatting to this guy, the only (ONLY!) responses I could come with were "oh." and "really?". Because I am a dumbass. I could actually see the interest sliding off of…
Lately, for like the past 2 weeks, every single night I've had a dream about an ex I haven't seen/heard from/thought about for close to 10 years. So thinking maybe he died, I google him. No luck there but I did find his online dating profile - recently logged into and updated. Full of half-naked selfies.
One of my neighbors' obnoxious kids got a drum set. I can hear it from MY HOUSE. With all windows closed and tv on.
Hopefully down a deep, dark well.
I'm only four episodes in (no spoilers!)
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