yeah but does it come with the dog?

yeah but does it come with the dog?

I heartily recommend the Anker Sport XL. Great sound and if you have kids that thing is a beast at being mistreated. It has been left out in the rain, been dunked in a pool, drooped off a table and even splattered with mud. Still kicking and sounding good.

Hmmmmmmm... Horsedeersquirrelpossum patty...

only if you want to guarantee those kids never sleep in their own beds till they are on their way to college. Oh and if you force them to go sleep in their own beds while you fall asleep to the sounds of their sobbing be sure they will pick the crappiest of old folks home to stick you in. One that doubles as a…

It’s a logistical issue really, they needed someplace that had the experience in handling the large amounts of horse sh*t they would be shoveling out at that rally.

Maybe he’s trying to help his buddy trump by making all those bricks he’s gonna need for that wall...

Yeah this helped me identify some interesting looking places in my first trip to LA.  Since then I always fire it up when I hit a new town or city.  It’s amazing the hidden gems I would have missed otherwise.

Behold the NEW GODS!

Damn that sucks, but hey! One less Christmas present! Silver Linings man, silver linings...

It was fun, but it did not make the transition to the 64bit application so it was axed in the iTunes store. It was produced by Gameloft.

Then why are we still letting kids grow up to be bankers?

Nope they save that gem for the newlywed comedies.

The Truth always gets out buddy. Just prepare yourself for it and don’t try to play the sad sack act when it does. You earned your pain and you will have to endure it. What ever your wife and friends do to you after it gets out is the price you pay for this despicable act.

Alcohol, I grew up on the border with Mexico and Jose Cuervo was just $4 a bottle and all the custom agents were friends or family. So flash forward to the move in and all my boxes clinking; that first weekend many a dorm mate does not remember.

Hey eating in my underwear over the sink is doing my bit to save water.  Water that I would waste in washing dishes or washing my clothes. #Lifehack

Tuna Noodle! All the way! 

Star for your Gif!

Damn it! You almost made my tea come out my nose. Take your damn star.

For this fight, I’ll bust open my jar of 50 cent pieces and fill that sock for you.

It’s the large corporations that took the land from the natives to make large pineapple and macadamia nut plantations, both of those are heavy pesticide users. A lot of the traditional sustenance crops were replaced for the cash crops. It’s good to see that they are dialing back on that and taking some of the land…