Hmmmm I think it’s time for a Viking Book Funeral...

Women are not held to the same rules. Mostly because you put some much effort into your hair, where a guy is mostly just running a comb through it. So don’t worry and keep that hat on.

Tis always another way. Yarrrr!

If you can’t make it to Tokyo but are close to Austin, TX swing by Guzu Gallery and get a little taste of how awesome that store sounds.

The reason it tastes off is because it was seasoned with the tears of bitter disappointment that her child would grow up and never call her as often as they should...

Some People I tells you! Who cares what glass it comes in! Just drink that delicious nectar and enjoy yourself.

This was right before they were arrested for discharging fireworks withing city limits, causing a disturbance, child endangerment and of course the illicit substances all of them were carrying and obviously under the influence of . Most of them don’t have enough funds to pay bail so their two week stint in the…

You’re just bitter about having to drive a Vauxhall Vectra...

What! Seriously! No love for The Man From U.N.C.L.E season three! For Pete’s sake it had a JAZZ FLUTE! A JAZZ FLUTE!

Damn! Who put all these onions and dust in my office!

Welcome to Texas! Where you can buy a new truck and some dealers will throw in an AR and gun rack for free!

What! Not one joke about finding an elephant in pajamas!?! So disappointed.

Man with a build up like that in this story I was expecting her to say she tried the contraption out but her cat pawed at the remote and suddenly Miss Stokes was at 11 doing her own impression of Gene Wilder on the mechanical bull in Stir Crazy.

Would it make me a bad person if I admitted that I almost spilled my…

Only one way to find out! So be good and setup the skull chimney fire and see what he brings!

True they have adopted the term but I refuse to give them any victories. I’m just gonna lump them in the crackpots catagory and continue to use snowflake for anyone that deserves it, especially the Alt+right.

Trying to show the art of winning gracefully. Something that many in Washington D.C. have forgotten how to do.

Nah, add the rum then strain the rice and feed it to some chickens. Then you can have some entertainment while sipping your drink in the back yard as you watch your drunken chickens stumble about. Kinda like a mini chicken spring break in your back yard.

That which appeareth in comics may never die.

Who is running against him? Are they any better then this cretin? It’s when assholes like this pop up that we must jump into the fray and run against them.