weird that they’re doing the village from princess mononoke, which is only there in the first 10 minutes of the movie, and not irontown. although i guess irontown in the movie is framed as an attack against nature so maybe ghibli doesn’t want to do that

i think you should kill yourself

you know how everyone jokes about how nic cage movies are insane and wild and his performances are unhinged? turns out you don’t get that kind of reputation by being boring

Boutella got to shine in Kingsman? if you say so

lolz this certainly is epic bacon awesomesauce good sir!

on the one hand, petty, on the other hand, there is no way a netflix-produced live-action zelda series could ever be good

a lot of people die offscreen.

who care

sounds as though that’s what this article was all about, actually. a show could leave things ambiguous enough that you can’t just read an article to have a clear understanding of things, but you know damn well the MCU isn’t gonna let that happen here

“deep nuanced thriller” =/= “family friendly” somehow? 

hey, some ps3 cutscenes were actually able to animate hair realistically, be nice

hey disney, please don’t listen to this guy. stop making stories about skywalkers. you have more money than the pharaohs at this point, how bout you try telling stories that have any kind of artistic merit again instead?

i remember hearing when i was a kid that “vader” was dutch or norwegian or whatever for “father” so i thought that part at least was planned out. but then you rewatch ANH and see the lousy “different point of view” speech in RotJ and you realize that, fuck no, it absolutely was not

i’m sure the well-known figure from the original trilogy appearing at the end of the story to slaughter a bunch of people in a hallway with a lightsaber had nothing to do with the exact same thing happening like two years before

i think it’s pretty cool bloober team patented the two-world thing and then didn’t even do that much with it

.....that is a literal description of exactly the thing that happened in the above scene.

“the exact same number of nations” is that number four? because idk if you’ve heard, but four is a number that existed before avatar. one might even wonder if the number four has special significance in eastern cultures

man, i’d love it if writers for kids’ movies (or, more likely, producers) learned that you don’t always have to do the laziest hack writing to appeal to kids. if i remember anything about being a kid, it’s that it felt good when a movie or cartoon felt more mature than it really was, because it felt a bit subversive,…

i am astounded that you can look at an article about this, a show where they make a horrifying cgi golem of a familiar character to appear for a single scene purely so that fans can See The Familiar Thing And Clap, and conclude that it is the proper direction for a franchise and not its masturbatory death spiral

podracing was so good, it should have been the climax of the movie