Don't feel bad, Kim. Based on the state of my back, Kanye has been controlling /neglecting me, too.

STAY ON TOPIC GEORGE

I love when men are described as wearing a "top." It seems like just a gentle nudge away from "blouse."

No kidding. I worry about absolutely everything absolutely all the time but that has never led me to think "I had better empty a clip into my bathroom door just in case there are invisible murderers in my house, who apparently really needed to use the restroom before murdering me, and also made my girlfriend disappear…

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

Yeah, minus one dress that was too tight in my boobs, everything I've gotten from them has been great. They tend to have a lot of sales and give you $20 off coupons a lot if you're on the email list too. I have a friend who's the same-ish size as me (16-18), and she's purchased several dresses from them that look…

In the same way that blacks, whites, Asians and such are all humans, then sure Mormons are 'Christians.' There is a reason they use the term Mormon or LDS because there are clear theological differences. Wikipedia does a decent overview, but consider that the LCS church teaches that all other churches are apostate and…

God, I wish I hadn't already told all my "Lion King" stories on Jezebel. Not only did I once write an extended paper on its similarities to "Hamlet", but it's the second-best Disney movie of all time (after "Fantasia.") All I have to add is that Zazu/Polonius is not a toucan, he's a hornbill. And that "Be Prepared" is…

The reason many don't consider Mormons to be Christians is because while they do believe in the divinity of Christ, they do not believe in the Three-in-One Trinity that other Christians do. For Mormons, God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are three different things (for Mormons, the Father and the Son have physical…

How to enjoy perfectly fresh cake!

2014 London men's fashion week

Awww damn. Here I thought Martin Short and B.D. Wong were finally going to make it official.

Love her style.

"LeAnn & Eddie" sound like those cousins you hate who come up from Florida once a year in their RV and you have to tolerate them to make Gramma feel like she has a loving family.

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

Dear Dana,

I don't understand how People's article focuses so much on how Prince William loves Coldplay while only casually mentioning that he likes LINKIN PARK. That should be the damn headline.

Senior prank or señor prank?

Look, I hate tabloids too, but how are we not giving Us an A+ for divulging that Arya and the Hound are real life BFFs who speak to each other in a secret egg language? ADORABLE.