MoGlo, you know I love your writing a lot but the title man! I was literally mainpaged today with an article called "How We Talk About Women" and your title is everything that I was complaining about how the media dehumanises women by llabelling them in reference to men. We all know who Reeva Steenkamp was, at least…

Ah yes, fish. The weirdest and most ethnic of foods.

I went to a school dance once. I was not impressed with spending my evening alternating between an empty spot on the wall and the line for the refreshments. I don't feel like it's too big a loss.

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could…

I CAN NOT with the NYC carriages thing. Those horses are working animals with absolutely excellent care. Really. I promise. There is so much animal abuse and neglect in the world, so many creatures that need our help and protections, and the NYC carriage horses are not among them.

From the Jet Age Bible Edition.

She has a point. That's exactly how other entertainment industries works. The Seahawks all retired when they won the Super Bowl, Beyoncé will never make another album since she broke all those records, and tom hanks hasn't been in a movie since "Big."

I mean, I'll be honest. I was spanked and I don't have anger management issues. Or substance abuse issues, or depression issues, nor do I perform poorly on IQ tests or have problems regulating my emotions or my stress. I suffer from time to time with anxiety, but so does every other woman in my family (we're not so…

I got to love flounce, because there are ruffles and crinolines brought to mind.

You know, I don't have a huge problem with an adult admitting that an issue is complicated and trying to think it out. Transgender issues and rights are relatively recent discussion points, so I don't fault people in not immediately jumping to the "correct" conclusion and worldview. I'm not saying we should give…

Nightmare Bear eating it.

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

Wouldn't carrying an egg in your spandex been a much easier homage to Cool Runnings?

Sanka, ya dead?

I know! Only the U.S. is allowed to have hubris! All of the hubris!

Cat treachery knows no bounds! They keep you depressed so you'll need them for continual love and cheering up.

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

what the actual fuck.

Yes but check out how amazing her wedding dress was:

I was watching this live on the television this morning and my heart broke for him. To only have mere seconds to decide to continue or not, it's a choice that no one wants to see someone have to make. To make matters worse I saw him being interviewed afterwards and that felt like a punch in the stomach- seeing him…