Getting a video of his speech and not hers in this article seems . . . ironic.

It's a spontaneous cuddle pile.

I always believed in that institution. My parents were married for a very long time, for 35 years. I believe in it.

I am sometimes Uber Fan Who Knows All The Words or sometimes Fan Who Realizes Most People At the Concert Are Closer in Age to Her Young Son than To Herself.

If Jessica Biel in that photo is "fair skinned", I must be the Stay Puft marshmallow woman.

PETA has clearly never seen a cow try to survive in the wild.

Can we talk about how this model is wearing a long sleeve top? This is the most shocking image out of them all to me. It's like maybe they thought a woman who wasn't falling out of her swimsuit could still be sexy!

I love this story. I also love humans who take the unwanted cats! I am the jerk who gets distracted by the cutest kitten. When I adopted my first one my friend went with me. She walked into the cat room and this gross, scrawny cat with runny eyes and alopecia (big bald spots) ran up to her as if he'd been waiting…

Orange Tabby Is the New Black.

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.

When my bearded (in an unintentional Bear way), gun-toting, Duck Dynasty watching, straight brother-in-law demands that we all go to Julia's for a La Faux show because Jinx Monsoon will be there and he "fucking loves Jinxx Monsoon!" I know that RuPaul's Drag Race is doing something RIGHT.

Latrice Royale wins every season in my book...

When the author said that it's a good thing DJ didn't get into Stanford, because the Bay Area would corrupt her...

"Religious crazies"

Look, I have bigger problems with Candy Crush. Like those goddamn chocolate generators and having to combine the candy balls three times on one level.

They must rake it in. I "accidentally" spent $300 playing that game before I disconnected my payment card. It was just too easy to get new lives.

Burt you are clearly not a princess diaries fan. POPPING YOUR FOOT IS THE WAY TO KNOW ITS LOVE!

Cats are basically exactly like Miley Cyrus. Can't be tamed, are known to stick their tongues out for long periods of time after a certain age, and don't stop bringing gross stuff* into our houses.

I wish my cat would just curl into a bundle on my lap... she just ignores me...

Eli: (sends picture)