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When the New York Times Magazine ran a cover story about me by Jim Rutenberg called “The Megyn Kelly Moment,” Trump mailed me a copy of the article, which he’d personally signed.

Just when you think this man can’t get any more obnoxious... So someone writes an article about Kelly and he signs it and sends it to her.

Thanks! What a grim thought: a President who probably wouldn’t get clearance. Sad!

Well, this guy is friends with Trump, so... yep. I’m currently daydreaming of thousands of Americans calling the White House to volunteer to sit in on Presidential briefings, since you don’t have to be a politician or an expert to do it.

Thanks. Add that to the list of reasons Trump is going to hate the job. Awww.

Thanks! I guess I was interpreting that wrong. I think a friend told me Benghazi has been more thoroughly investigated than every embassy attack during the W years, which... okay. That definitely makes me think this is about justice and nothing more.

That made me laugh because it sounds like something Trump would LOVE.

ETA I don’t mean that literally. In case it wasn’t obvious.

1) Native English speakers, please help me out here: does that say Mike Rogers doesn’t think Benghazi has been investigated enough?? I can’t be reading that right. Right??

I keep reading about 538 (and others) being wrong, but as far as I know all they said was that Hillary had a 70% or so chance of winning. That’s not the same as saying she was going to win, so how exactly were they wrong?

Santino wasn’t well liked on set which sucks because I think he’s incredibly talented and really liked his character so I was hoping for growth there but the way it was set up from the beginning of this season I knew he had to be leaving.

My heart can’t accept this. Everyone looks very happy and relaxed here and

Today I learned that Amy Adams is 42 years old and now I hate her and myself.

If there’s one (incredibly small) silver lining in all of this is that Trump can’t control himself and not respond to the people who criticize him, but - presumably - will now have to. I would like to use this platform to ask, nay, beg! Rosie O’Donnell to spend the next 4 years calling Trump every name she can think

“It is fundamentally wrong for a president to become a lobbyist for the LGBT agenda. Christian agendas are totes cool, though.”

At least there’s this:

Because he’s hard at work thinking of ways to Make America Great Again, you cynic. You just don’t get it. Sad!

Oh. I can see that, thanks.

I’m so glad it’s not just in my head. I need this to be true! I didn’t know Trump had said he tweeted in the middle of the night because of insomnia, though. Come January, I’m sure he’ll be able to sleep like a baby.

The “one vote isn’t going to make a difference” mindset bothers me more and more as I get older. It would only make sense if you could predict the future. I think this election in particular made it very clear that that’s not a thing.

But hey, the good news is people are protesting! High schoolers, even! Here’s hoping

You guys, did anyone else think Obama’s “I called him at 3:30 am, I think *smile*” was a reference to Trump tweeting at 3:30 am? Maybe I’m losing it. Maybe I’m grasping at straws but I want so badly to believe that Obama made fun of Trump one last time.

I saw earlier that almost 50% of people didn’t vote. I don’t know, maybe things look different inside the US, but speaking as a foreigner, this didn’t feel like an election anyone should sit out.

Oh, I know there are plenty of women sexist, which blows my mind, but the author said that the white women who voted for Trump want to maintain their privilege, and I don’t understand what they (think they) would have lost if Hillary had won.