Time to retire, Kevin. 

She moved that money so fast, she knew what she was doing. The fact that you seem to be defending her actions is despicable. She’s a criminal and should be treated as such.

Nah. I’ll continue to live because I can obey the law, not carry around an illegal weapon, not run from cops, show up for a court date and more. The world crying for this kid who really probably didn’t contribute much to society. Criminals like this kid get killed, everyone loses their mind as they forget he wasn’t…

The kid had a warrant for skipping out on his appearance before a judge.

Drugs? Oh, well. Tell Whitney hello for us.

io9 writers expecting reality and strong literary merit from a Godzilla movie. All of you need to lighten up.

Grammar and spell checkers must be on vacation this week. Quite a few io9 posts with errors today.

Dharna, until you stop buying shoes, laptops, and whatever else you need for your daily life experience, get off Mike’s back. You hypocrites like to point out all the negatives about the oil and gas industry but I’ll bet good money you rely on them every day. Until you come up with a better solution for our day to day…

You do realize this is just a movie about a radioactive lizard and an oversized gorilla? Lighten up, James. Not every movie has to have deep literary merit. You guys at io9 seem to have forgotten how to just enjoy science fiction and fantasy and stop looking for deep meaning. 

In other news, this group of black women attacked a 14 year old. Black community need to fix its shit.

Vivica A. Fox needs to knock it off with the plastic surgery. She’s starting to look not-human.

How I hate Critical Role. Bunch of overacting and some of it is scripted despite what they say. 

Meanwhile, the MCU keeps on rolling and printing money. DC and Warner Bros must have enough cash at this point because they honestly have no clue how to follow Disney/Marvel’s connect-the-dots template for creating a massive universe

Overhype much, Jalopnik?

“I panicked, felt blindsided, got defensive & allowed my fear & horror of being accused of being racist take over.”

Alright, Cricut competitors —- win me over. Tell me what you have and how you won’t pull this shit and I’m in. My Cricut stopped working a year ago and I’ve been wanting to get a new one but now? Not a chance. Thank you, Andrew, for sharing this news. I would never have known as I don’t participate in Cricut…

Tities?

Does anyone actually care about Avatar 2? Is anyone just super-duper excited to see it? So much noise over a meh movie.

As an engineer, I was not punished for spelling issues because they rarely mattered on an exam; my fellow black students weren’t punished for that either. My best friend, an attorney, tells me that the spelling and grammar skills have caused the firm to pass on either inviting a summer associate or not extending an…

Grammar is important at law schools. If that’s a problem for you, the real world of law is going to eat you alive.