Draco ended up against Voldemort though. Even the villains of children’s books have more depth than Trump does.

Oh knock it off, there’s nothing wrong with her body or with a woman wearing Spanx. There is, however, something really weird and inappropriate about her choice of dress in pretty much any and all situations. That dress is not suitable for the fanciest business meeting in the world (which is what i think the G7 is).

Oh knock it off, there’s nothing wrong with her body or with a woman wearing Spanx. There is, however, something really weird and inappropriate about her choice of dress in pretty much any and all situations. That dress is not suitable for the fanciest business meeting in the world (which is what i think the G7 is).

Lesbians aren’t really women, uh, sorry “female”.

On CUE. 

I’m not sure how much learning can be done in 90+ degrees farenheit.

There are plenty of people complaining about ads that feature plus size women and women of color, like by somehow including a range of people who wear clothing thin white blondes are being discriminated against.

DVD sets existedback in those dark days, friend skeptic. 

How DARE she say no to him!

My husband and I are re-watching Burning Love and the dance Adam Scott does for June Diane Raphael in the first episode is elegant ballet by comparison.

And people wonder why women are often afraid of what men will do them. Clearly our little brains are just making these fears up with no basis in reality. Whatabout trolls will be dismissed as their rank misogyny just further proves my point. 

President Bizarro (with many apologies to Bizarro #1 and the square Bizarro planet)

Preferably while wearing the tuxedo style speedo from the same episode where the fake ghost pirate explains why his ship is called Manny's Song. 

Unrestrained capitalism is basically untreated alcoholism. “Nope, never again, I’ll never drink again and the stock markets can only ever go up!”

Marvel's "What If... Obama!" series is a favorite of mine. 

“all parties [that are] including the NRA”, he just mumblefarted those two middle words.

well thank you for doing the dishes today but i wish you had remembered to turn the rice cooker off last night

You’ve basically described my husband’s religious instruction as a youth.

You’ve basically described my husband’s religious instruction as a youth.

“It’s almost as if TPTB have put their fingers in their ears and are going ‘LALALALALA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU’”