I played rugby through college and in Chicago for a few years afterwards. Fast forward ten years and I’m playing beer league softball and I dislocate my finger going for a ball up the middle. I just pushed it into the dirt to straighten in back out. When I went over to cover second, I find the second baseman staring…

I always thought it was Rog as in short for Roger. Don’t tell me I've been wrong for 30 plus years.

I just barfed.

God, you are a hateful little shit. And I don’t even like the Browns.

Report: DeMarco Murray is an Entitled Millennial Bitch

Now, if he’d get after Jack Edwards in a similar fashion he can be King of the World!

As did Dave Priner of Soul Asylum. This is likely not that uncommon in celebrity circles. Yet, I doubt it is all that effective either.

Thanks for writing down most everything Stephen A. said because there is no way in hell I’m pressing that play button. Ever.

You’re goddamn right he’s entitled. His net worth is $7.7 billion! Do you know what you’re entitled to, Tippi? Making snarky comments on Deadspin. That’s what!

Zuckerberg’s are just like any first time parent, they think they are the only people who have ever had a freaking baby. Take it from me, they will learn to regret this decision as soon as they take junior to the orthodontist!

Kelce is immature and I hate him. I also hated Mark Gastineau when I was a kid. I think Aaron Rodger’s belt move is obnoxious. I loved Billy White Shoes Johnson when I was a kid. I want to punch Deion Sanders in the nuts. I hate Emmitt Smith and love Barry Sanders. I could seriously go on for hours. This is fun for…

The pallbearers carried the coffin like they were in a scrum. How cool is that?

Actually, he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

The Chicago Mayor buried the case because he wanted to get re-elected.

I’m going to fix it for you:

Go for it.

Another white guy reporting in but I hate him. Not because I’m “scared” or because he’s black. I hate him because he’s not on my favorite team. Sometimes things are pretty fucking simple.

I have two middle school boys in my house. I’m getting a WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE! no matter what I have on my feet.

yes.