This Bruce guy is at fault. How much do you want to bet he sent it to Dahm’s address in Missouri not Michigan?

I’m colorblind and had to turn it off. Watched high school play-offs instead and the uniforms looked 10x better. And it was the Hawks versus the Hawks!

Dez Bryant is the Larry David of the NFL.

Look it. I hate liberal crybabies as much as the next guy, but anything that gets these godforsaken television commercials off the air is ok in my book. Pick your battles.

You can’t give both sides of a story on Deadspin!

I have a Pee Wee and a Bantam. My basement smells like a foot.

Affirmative Action has just gone too damn far!

Build a fence

Frank Caliendo, I can live with. It’s Mike and Mike I want to run over with my car and repeatedly back up over the skinny one until I’m out of gas.

Yeah Kevin, it was “pretty hilarious”. How long does it take you to write your segments? Under a minute?

I like the Brooks Ghost, they feel like a comfortable couch. But now that I have plantar fasciitis, I get to try and run in the clod-hopper Brooks Beast. I have to avoid my middle school-aged sons when I have them on or I get the “WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!” shit.

I like the Brooks Ghost, they feel like a comfortable couch. But now that I have plantar fasciitis, I get to try and…

If you want to run in these God-forsaken things, knock yourself out. Just don’t wear them out as “shoes”. A bartender at our golf club likes to wear them to work and it just seems unsanitary.

If you want to run in these God-forsaken things, knock yourself out. Just don’t wear them out as “shoes”. A…

Biff, I give you unconditional permission to write until your heart is content. Signed, Fellow Cub Fan who hates the word “Cubbies”

THIS is why I don’t jog.

Couldn’t agree more. And it has nothing to do with her being a woman. She just isn't very insightful. As an Iowa fan, I have enough problems and it seems she gets 90% of their games.

I’ll give him credit... he has perfected the look-out block. “LOOK OUT!”

You have absolutely no idea what you’re writing about. Find another way to make a living. This isn’t going to work out.

I knew a guy with a tattoo on his upper shin of a rooster with a noose around its neck. He said he “always wanted a cock hung below his knee”.

Doesn’t this give you the distinct impression your position is flawed? Bud Norris, he’s wrong too but for a different reason. Unwritten rules are how we really function as a society. The laws of the land are in place in every element of life but the unwritten ones can be just as important lest we all act like selfish…