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Kyle Cooke, a 35-year-old

Rebecca, hello! Two things:

BaKIng, unLiKe CooKINg, iS aBOuT chEmiSTry aND rATioS
(This is what you look like right now.)

I’m shocked that a user account called “Applied Physics” managed to suck the fun out of everything.

Add Mira Sorvino

Lol, she has donated plenty to hurricane relief. I would also guess that she chose this song specifically because it has been en fuego for awhile and the title translates to “My people”. She is making a nod that everyone is mi gente.

You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.

“But what about children’s buttholes?”

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

Seriously. I hope every media outlet there calls the bluff. Let’s see them bites the hand that feeds them.

Didnt he fuck the nanny?

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I found myself fondly reminiscing the days when tying your dog in its crate to the roof of your car was an authentic election season scandal. Life was simpler then.

She’s bad at this. OBVIOUSLY they’re doing it for the sweet, sweet rape money.

Seasonal allergies were created by the government in the 60s to attack hippies, the so-called ‘flower children’

i’m so happy! i hope they take him to wrestlemania next year.

I eagerly await the day Biden shows Kaine around the naval academy, capped off by shotgunning beers in the driveway.

Funny how some self-professed progressives are going to “protest” the corrupt DNC by allowing their fellow women/minority citizens to experience the biggest setback to their constitutional rights in decades, if not centuries.

Spoiler Alert