OJ HIS ASS
sorryboutit
sorryboutitstupih
I think she got a nose job and lip lift. I don’t really care whether people get plastic surgery or not (do you!) but find “subtle” or “good” plastic surgery fascinating.
Maybe I’m weird, but I know the names of the people that work in the corner stores in my neighborhood. I ask how their day is going, bring them coffee or cookies during the holidays. I’ve known the guys that work at my hometown corner store for 25 years. I know their kids’ names and they show me photos every time I go…
One morning on the bus, on my way to work, I was sitting in one of the two single seats (in the front single seat) and looked down and saw a hand reaching forward and grabbing my boob. My first reaction was that I thought he was having a seizure. It took probably 20 seconds to realize what was happening. Bleghhh.
When I was 16, my dad took my sister and I to NYC. One day, he gave us a hundred bucks and told us we could do whatever we wanted, so, because we were dorks and didn’t know what else to do, we wandered down to Times Square (saw Funkmaster Flex on the way there and freaked out) and waited outside TRL. Destiny’s Child…
You’re welcome!
Oh, Blake...
The only movie I’ve ever walked out on... and The Long Kiss Goodnight is one of my favorites so the bar isn’t set very high.
Brooks did fake the shit out of his cancer doe, jussayin.
You spelled castrated wrong.
Here you go, Khloe.
+ Eric Ripert
