I kind of (?) get where the league is coming from—you can’t have superstars openly recruiting other players who are under contract with other teams, during the season—but can they really not see this is all being started by a case of ESPN sucking its own dick?

Isn’t the real “Beef of the Year” Drew versus his health?

The main lesson here, as always, is fuck Dan Snyder.

This is so disrespectful to the [insert name of aggrieved group lionized by conservatives here].

“Electric El Camino” sounds like a bitchin’ QotSA-style rock band name.

It’s sad that as a fanbase we have to dip back to the late 80s/early 90s to find a time when this team was both likable and *not* a fucking dumpster fire. And yet, here we are.

Of course!

Ah, the now-ubiquitous “frown” dressing for the grille. Because of course this Jeep would have that.

Duh Dave, *of course* tax funds aren’t “public money.” See? It’s in the name—”tax funds.” Nowhere does it say “public money” in the name.

Things of that nature really are a treasure.

BONE BONE BONE BONE, BOOOOONE BONE, BOOOOOONE BONE...

At least we know (?) Drew is alive and able to tweet.

DING DING DING

Theresa May: “What I’m hearing in places like Los Angeles, and San Antonio, is that people truly love Harden’s style of play, and hope to see more of it from all NBA players.”

Rick Steves would be proud.

B.) He’s lying, because he knows his base will believe anything he says even if it contradicts what they can see, hear, and touch

+1 brick

You can’t go wrong with that vote.