DING DING DING

“Keep me in mind,” said Snyder, as Deadspin readers still debated the award for biggest fuckwad in sports.

Firing Ernie Grunfeld is still at the top of my Christmas wish list.

I think so.  And don’t get me wrong--it’s not like this is a completely one-sided problem. Embiid and Butler both have pretty big fucking egos, so I don’t think you can pin this on either on of them exclusively.

I cannot wait to watch the new and interesting ways Butler will find to piss off Joel Embiid.  As a Wizards fan, it’s really the only thing this season holds for me.

Add in a “coexist” sticker where all the letters are formed by gun silhouettes and you’ve got it.

But...’Murica!

Why anyone would want an accessory that covers up the most iconic grille in history is beyond me.

the stupid unibrow grill

I came.

The Ravens are only more palatable from the “lack of racist name” standpoint (which, admittedly, is a pretty big thing). Let’s not forget that the Ravens employed Ray Lewis (no explanation needed), Ray Rice (again, same), and STILL employ Terrell Suggs—a man who has been accused of (and arrested for) domestic…

I am thank for the red 2005 Jeep Wrangler SE (half doors) I bought new, 13 years ago. I wish I had never gotten rid of it. I’ve owned vehicles that cost twice as much and are way better on gas, but nothing I’ve ever owned has been as reliable as that Jeep.

Great piece! And while all of that stuff makes *perfect* sense, there’s the overlooked part that they are—and always will be—the Jaguars.

This is not inaccurate.

While I am excited to see the return of “getting hit by a bus” I am dismayed at the low ranking for Halloween. Seriously—one of our few non-Christianity-based holidays (and an autumn one, to boot!) and it gets ranked this low? It should be above Labor Day, at least.

I’m lucky, in that my office is tucked away in the corner of our organization (next to the Director’s office, so there’s that), and we don’t get a lot of foot traffic. I cannot tell you how many times someone has poked their head in, seen me typing furiously (usually on Gawker sites, lol) and said “wow! What are you…

Yes, but:

Yes, they’ll subrogate against the shop’s insurance company (or sue them directly if they cannot find out who the insurer is), but in the meantime, this guy’s insurance premiums are going to go up—because they’re going pay for his damages out of his first-party coverage (collision coverage--not to mention the fact…

‘tis the story of office workers on the day before a holiday, everywhere

Speaking of steps...there’s no way he’s out of steps.  He probably only takes about 1,000 per day.