There is that. I refuse to go shopping on Black Friday, though—if I’m going to die on BF, it’s going to be because I’m two six-packs into one of Sierra Nevada’s Christmas beers and I accidentally fell into the turkey fryer.

this blew my mind

Black Friday can die in a fire (probably started by some asshole who’s fighting for the last fucking Nintendo Switch at a shithole Walmart).

I love my wife and my children dearly, but I swear to all that is holy if they ask me to decorate for Christmas *before* Thanksgiving ONE MORE FUCKING TIME...I’m not skipping over Thanksgiving.

One would hope Abe Pollin wouldn’t have gone that route.

Holy shit,  I had forgotten all about that!

AND YET

I definitely burned my penis reading it

Holy shit.  I didn’t even think of that...

As a Washington fan (holy shit, it hurts my fingers to even type that), I’m going to be sorely disappointed if they don’t at least give Kaep a workout. Look at the craptactular list of guys they’re going to work out—you’re telling me he isn’t at least marginally better than most of them? Hell, he may even be a solid…

It really is the most likely scenario. Please, kill me now.

No, they just changed spelling and pronunciation of it to be more like his last name.

Newark’s townies are maybe one beer away from openly walking the streets in their sheets.

Two generations? Damn, you’re being *really* generous.

I wish I could give this more than one star.

Or re-un-gray someone who was previously un-grayed

I have had the NETGEAR’s Nighthawk X6 for about a year and a half now.  Bought it for quite a bit more than it’s currently selling for, and it was a great deal even at that price.  We routinely have 10+ devices connected and running, and rarely do we run into connectivity issues.  In fact, the only ones we have run…

I have had the NETGEAR’s Nighthawk X6 for about a year and a half now.  Bought it for quite a bit more than it’s…

Goddamnit, my kids gave me this same mug as a gift a year ago, and now I feel like it has been tainted.

“Take thine L already”

Definitely an underrated comment.