2nd gear: Trump is a dumbass and a jackass.

Mount some lights on that bumper, it’ll fix that look right up.

Still never stopped him from being a dumbass and a jackass

Only in Florida does this happen.

I have another one right here

This is the best one I’ve seen, and it’s not even a vanity plate.

I’d sell my appendix for that

what about this costume?

https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cto/d/hellcat-2016-dodge-challenger/6336255931.html

Give this man a new Charger, specifically a silver Hellcat. He deserves it.

Why do the bad people get good cars?

No worries, I got my mustang hearse for those purposes.

the biggest offense here is the fact that he has a pt cruiser

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/d/silver-pt-cuiser-130k/6327907011.html

The perfect van for jason torchinsky

I’d buy this. Just change the headlights and it will be perfect.

okay

What about these?

Yes. In fact, the only reason I haven’t done anything with them myself is due to not having enough time.

Yes, I am