don’t judge me.

thank you! I fucking hate Ryan

I am a grown woman and I recently cried when my mother put BBQ sauce on a hamburger for me. She told me to get it together.

Addicts continue destructive behavior despite negative consequences. The whole “rock bottom” thing doesn’t always work.

I had a dude put nails in my tires because he thought the car belonged to my sister! I was like 17 and so bummed. He put the nails in the side of the tires, and I couldn’t afford new tires, so I had to go track him down and be like, uhhh... you owe me new tires. He was probably about 10 years older than me, too!

Leslie, if you’re reading this, You’re gorgeous and you have a mega-watt smile. Don’t let the haters get you down.

Can you share step-mom emails every SNS?

He looks fuckin’ scary. Reptilian shape-shifter scary.

Thank you so much! I was going to skip the Tower of London, but the idea of meeting the Ravenmaster has me thrilled. I bought my tickets already.

So, this is my last time commenting on this, I promise.

As far as I can tell, you are the only one trolling and (attempting to) hurt people. I’m trying to decipher what is going on here. You thought that Yoga Nerd and Bon Marte were your friends, but they hurt your feelings? And are you admitting to making up an “elaborate conspiracy” about a stupid affair rather than just…

But who the fuck really cares what Bon Morte and Yoga Nerd did? Whether they had an affair or not, they are two random people on a gawker website. Not earth-shattering stuff.

I don’t allow my SO to act like an ass either. I don’t think any of that BS was Erika’s doing, and I do think she handled it relatively well, but still. If my SO was involved in any shenanigans like that, I would be pissed. It’s embarrassing for both Erika and Tom, she said it herself.

That frog is so weird looking! His eyes almost look human. In fact, this is often what I picture when conspiracy theorists talk about “reptilian shape shifters”.

Have you tried cera-ve skin products? The face wash, daily lotion, and night cream saved my dry skin. They are holy grail products for me now. Plus, they are scent free and have body lotions.

LisaEldridge.com

Wow, thank you! We are definitely looking forward to some good indian food, there’s not much where we’re from.

Do you have any restaurant recomendations in London? We’re easy to please and have a healthy budget.

Essie, Naomi, Evelyn, Bridget, Bernadette, Hazel, Louise, Jade, Wyone (why-own), Olivia, Janet, Heidi, Valenteen, Emmarie, Maya, Sabrina, Maren, Jane

You’re not failing her. You’re doing the best you can with limited support.