Hot take inbound.

Now it looks like a 2013 Audi Q7

That may be too rigorous for your sedan. Maybe you should upgrade to a small battleship.

I fail to see the hot take in this. 

His beat isn’t cars, but the larger industry in general. Also so what if he's not some hellcat testing Texan with a Miata and a penchant for race cars: it takes all kinds.

Going by driver actions in every state I’ve driven, higher speed limits means higher speeding over the limit.

The reality is that “excess speed” ends up percolating to the top of the “surveys” because, in a case where the investigating cops can’t figure out a direct cause (loss of control due to alcohol, human error, mechanical, etc) , the box to check at the bottom (“None of The Above”, basically) was essentially “driving…

Literally speed can never be a factor. Unless aerodynamic heating melts the car, all that speed does is make every other outcome much much worse. Distracted, drunk, item in the road, what ever. 

Pretty sure Bacon is the greatest drive to ever exist unlike everyone else.

Yes, let’s build double the vehicle transportation infrastructure than we have just so you can feel awarded for your advanced driving abilities you absolute moron.

LOL.  Hope you limbered up your shoulder before patting yourself on the back that hard.

The Si also has that sublime 6-speed shifter, mechanical LSD and active dampers. In addition to the overall more aggressive tuning.

Come on, Honda. Put the Type R motor in the SI coupe.

Sometimes, the best thing a flower can do for us is die. 

Vehicle pictured at top is the best one for getting you to the mountains and leaving you stranded.

You’re what OEMs would call an “edge case”. 

Sounds too reasonable, it will never succeed.

According to Consumer Reports this thing does 0-60 in 6.9 seconds and you call that arduous? This really shows how out of touch car reviewers are with reality.That is plenty quick for 99% of people. Other than that, great review as usual

I prefer to keep it old-school and smear Vaseline on a UV filter.