You are SO right. I used to work for Audi and everyone would bitch and complain about the death of the S4 Avant in the US and the lack of manuals on the forums. Then you'd do some post digging and see these people only bought used cars. Frequently got into the "if you'd shut up and buy a new car with a manual you…

My roommate had two when we were in college. Yes they stink and their crap stinks tremendously but they are funny as hell.

Yeah I would have just tossed a road flare in the trunk and watched the car burn. When asked what happened, Spiders. And I'm sure everyone would just give you that "Oh yeah" face and shiver a little and never speak of it again.

Your point was, correct me if I'm wrong, Guns are almost impossible to get there and thus everyone is safer.

I beg to differ. I own multiple firearms. One day while on my way to go to the range I'm caught in a bad traffic jam, I'm short on time trying to see an old friend. My frustration level is high as I'm on a 4 lane wide highway and traffic is crawling because of some moron. Anyway as I'm crawling in traffic the Camry…

It's all done with ball bearings now.

That's also a Turbo which has...AWD! So traction shouldn't be too much of an issue

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Helps resale value though since there are fewer ones left? I don't know I'm reaching here.

But Bane! Bane made TDKR. Love his voice and all the interneting it spawned.

They're like German Camrys or Accords now. It's bonkers. When I sold Audis and they were "coming up" I used to tell people, sure you could get 3 series but then you'd be just like everyone else. Be different. It worked a lot, at least if they could afford the higher lease payment! People often forget that when the…

And I only spent about $20k total to drive it for 3 years vs the $30-35k if I had financed it for 60 months and paid for the same 36 months. I love leasing. I order the car I want to arrive when my lease expires. Pull off my exhaust and short shifter, sell them. Buy new ones for the new car and move into that. Some…

I work in the business so I'm a serial leaser. Currently working my way through a 2014 S4, jalop special. Black optics, 6 speed, sport diff and Bang & Olufsen. Don't need no stinking nav and back up camera. Just a manual, loud stereo, and go fast bits.

A man after my own heart! It's like I always say, Children are the future, we have to stop them now.

Gotta be something on it. He's got orange on his jacket or his beard is insanely reflective.

You Sir have won the internet for the day!

And synthetic exhaust noise. Come on Audi.

Doug good call on the Panamera. The facelift has put some lipstick on the pig. The V8 in the GTS sounds glorious with sport exhaust.
I have a hard time with Mercedes SUV's since they are still...Chryslers. GL=Durango. My first car was a Chrysler which has since tainted me on everything they make or shared by them.

I work at a dealership...makes life SO easy when my car needs servicing.

That's a helluva bondo job to cover that up. Was he employed to do clay mock up for car firms? I'm blown away seriously.