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We used to do fun stuff like this in NY. Now it’s full of fucking joyless bros. This town is over.

Can’t we have both?

I feel like a lot of people in this post are talking about chronic pain and have a “deal with it” attitude toward sufferers.

It’s called The (Christian) Taliban. These people represent christianity just as well as ISIS represents islam.

I love the smell of pandering in the morning. Yeah fuck this shit.

Thanks! I just stapled a version to my bag. I have to work today but will be going out during my lunch to join the protest along with my new sign.

I’m making Totino’s Pizza Rolls for my hungry, hungry guys.

Look lady, I’ll put up with baby Barron’s school year. But after that GTFO! You are draining money from MY city. Money that your husband will not reimburse us. Money that can be used towards OUR schools, protecting US from terrorism, taking care of OUR crappy infrastructure.  This is beyond selfish.

I think they are tasty. But I will no longer eat them because they absolutely kill my stomach. I made a soup with the crockpot that simmered for hours like the directions told me (to help break down the inulin). It was super delicious. But my husband and I were fighting over who got to use our bathroom.

So, is he just pulling moves right out of ‘The Dictator’s Guide for Dummies’?

I don’t know if I feel bad about it. I pay for cable so these studios are getting their money from me anyway I’m just getting content a tad earlier than it would be released onto cable. I don’t go to movie theaters. They’re filled with bedbugs

I called my Rep, Carolyn Maloney, and asked that she join the boycott. it’s super easy. Call U.S. House of Representatives (202) 224-3121, put in your zip code and be connected to your Reps office. Give your name, your neighborhood and ask that your congress person join John Lewis and boycott the inauguration. It took…

Too bad Harry Reid got out of the game. And we got Schmuck fucking Schumer in his place.

This is my Precinct and I can say, without a doubt, they give zero fucks about rape or crime of any kind. Several years ago I woke up to find 2 men had climbed up the fire escape to my roof and were approaching my window, I had the cops on the phone in seconds and a huge vise on a stick that I keep by my bed for these…

Well, he is the Anti-Christ.

Ricin

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Is there any place we can go were the wingnuts are not taking over? My partner is in the process of getting his Irish citizenship so we can become EU citizens but, fuck, if these assholes are going to start taking over France and Germany next year too that won’t be any better than living under Derr Fuhrer…

Yeah... the bloody children of the corn.