You could insert it into one of the abused animal commercials and no one would bat an eye.

I suspect this will show the absurdity of the Porsche bubble.

M5 interior is not much better unless you are a beaver

Tavarish, I've been a huge fan of your work since before you were a regular Jalopnik contributor, but I do have to point out (as someone who has dabbled in flipping cars and projects) that there is a distinct difference to purchasing what I've come to define as a "real" car and purchasing a flippable "project" (in a…

The S8 is a luxary car mean't for crusing. It would be nice to hear Pandora through the $6300 sound system.

That's bothered me for a long time - the fact that while it takes somebody a lot of time, money, certifications, testing and re-testing to be licensed to drive a bus or semi-truck, 88 year-old FuckStick McGee can go out and buy an RV the size of a Greyhound bus and is considered fully qualified to drive it with the…

JEEZ FINALLY A MANUFACTURER LISTENED TO THE ENTHUSIAST MASSES AND IS BRINGING A TURBO AWD PERFORMANCE WAGON TO OUR SHORES that none of us will buy new because $40k is too much money for a VW (seriously that's V8 Mustang/STi money) so I'll just wait for one to show up at Carmax in a few years because I never put my…

So Disneyland Paris.

Uh, Tavarish, just to jog your memory, you did THIS to the dash of said S500:

My girlfriend wanted me to buy one of these when I was convertible shopping, because she had a kid and wanted a car that could drive the whole family around.

'Solara? Meh.' - Honda

Best I can do is an advertisement featuring a Toyota Camry Solara Hawaiian shirt.

I myself once bought what you could call one of the most reliable cars of all time, a 1993 Lexus ES300. It was built when Toyota (according to the internet, the most reliable car company in existence) was making its fattest cars. By that I mean the car was overbuilt in ways you just can't see. Three heavy, long bolts…

That said; these little flat spots being circular makes them "cupholders" as much as me launching a Bud Light can with a lacrosse stick makes me an athlete.

The Challenger is a boat. But when my brother and his fiancé decided to take the Chally over their Dart on a road trip to Las Vegas from the Bay Area, fuel economy wasn't part of their agenda. The Challenger is a cruiser, open road ruler, and fast. Gas it does not save.

Man's sittin' sideways hittin' switches in his six-four.

Noooooooo!

So you can just sit back, relax, and enjoy the D

I always try to give people this one simple tip when it comes to backing into a space, whether its parallel parking or not: