The Yondu I made is better, but it’s hard to get Rooker’s likeness down.

If it’s a wooden door, then that’s alright. A metal door is a definite no-no though. You need to punch something with some give or else your hand will be what gives out. Fucking amateurs.

Pennywise will eat all of your children.

Please elaborate on how Negan is basically a Rob Zombie character dialed down for cable TV. The only tangential connection is that The Walking Dead is about zombies and his name is Rob Zombie. We would be fortunate if Negan was as fun and charismatic as a Rob Zombie character like Captain Spaulding.

For some reason, Trump didn’t like the piece of art I offered him...

Tom started to write the article about Flacco, but he got bored in the middle of it and fell asleep.

Justin Turner looks like he doesn’t wipe after he takes a dump.

“It’s hard to believe that only five years ago, those cheerleaders were in grade school.” — Al Michaels

In Trump’s mind, the people who caught those paper towels can sell them for food and water because they were graced by the touch of his (tiny) hands. If he would have signed the paper towels with his gold sharpie, I’m sure he thinks they would instantly become millionaires. Problem solved.

Because he has this waiting for him whenever he goes home...

Who the fuck said anything about evidence? SevereButthole said Louis CK never outright denied the rumors...when in fact he did deny them.

Actually, he did outright deny them.

At this point, I would gladly welcome The Rock as President. But Donald Trump will ALWAYS be the Peesident.

There are 5 people in that photo wearing a baseball glove. Only one is a grown man...Aaron Judge. The rest are children—including Hample. His upset reaction was to try to make the focus on him instead of that incredible catch.

I would never put it past Zack Hample to interfere with a ball in play so that it becomes all about him. But he probably would have gotten killed at Yankee Stadium if he did that.

Mike Pence looks like white privilege.

The Sharpshooter is a different, more flamboyant variation. It involves putting your left leg in the middle of the opponent’s legs and then wrapping their legs shin-level around your leg before flipping them over to prone and cranking back. It was brought to North America (from Japan) by Sting as the Scorpion…

Rick Steiner is the Dog Faced Gremlin. Scott Steiner is his steroid-abusing brother, Big Poppa Pump aka Big Bad Booty Daddy.

I have lived my life by one decree: if you don’t like Eddie Vedder, I don’t like you.