Splinter is sometimes bad about assuming that everyone is familiar with the current narrative, but the NYtimes has had quite a bit of criticism pointed at it of late due to it’s recent editorial opinion pieces. More context wouldn’t have hurt, but this hardly represents the first time that the Times has been called…

Contrary to what my dad likes to say (“opinions cannot be wrong, they cannot be bad, they are just an opinion”) Opinions can definitely be wrong, and they can definitely be bad enough that they aren’t even worth discussing.

Probably underage voters.

Well $265 is basically the same as $17 million so you see both sides are equally bad.

What is the over/under on how long before one or more of these kids are going to be arrested/have charges pressed on them in relation to protesting?

When the state’s political affiliation is about 50/50 by overall population, the goddamn electoral map should yield something close to 50/50. Anything else is bullshit.

Every one of the little shit stains that are smearing these kids should be doxxed, and have their quotes and postings forwarded to their friends, family, and employers.

I was going to take you to task for inflating the figure when I saw “IQ of a 90". Once my eyes got to the “Reebok Pump” I still wasn’t sure if you were overestimating but I think it’s pretty close.

This could be correct...

Seriously, fuck gun owners.

They should have gone full Star Citizen. That is where the real money is.

A hiatus is essentially a question mark after the word “releasing”.

I know the quote, but I am also fairly certain that it was misattributed to him, and sometimes Plato. Still, the sentiment is an old one, and “kids these days” was probably the first or second phrase created after the invention of spoken language.

“The problem is, that people wear the color purple, and that is why they get wet in the rain”

Imagine the shame if you accidentally bought tickets to Peter Rabbit. You would definitely learn to be more careful the next time.

He is a little bit too old now (at least for the studio execs) and Craig was making good money for the franchise, so there wasn’t much interest in changing actors. Craig is a good Bond, but I would have loved to see Elba in the role; the man is like a being made of pure charisma.

50 years? Try more like 5000 years.

Inbreeding is a cruel mistress

“How dare he politicize this tragedy! This is disrespectful to the victims!”

People this rich are pretty much dumb as rocks. They have gone though life with no challenges at all. They have never learned how to do a damn thing because they don’t have to.