Weight also sits differently on everyone. I weigh a lot more than people would guess, and I’ve seen the opposite.

Uh...sorry, but I don’t see any expression of privilege here. Is there some level of adiposity you need to be in order to get the “true fat” trophy that lets you call yourself fat?

Nothing against your comment in particular, but I miss the days when Jez discouraged talking about specific numbers. Now there will be a million comments about whether x height and x weight is really “fat.” Numbers tend to derail the discussion.

What makes it so amazing? I mean, I can get any color polish under the sun from the big name brands....what could possibly be new and amazing about so-called indie polish companies...besides the possibility of my nails falling off?

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

I was about to scream Yassss and share this on all my social media when I realized how white everything was. I want to relate to this, but I can't :(

TOTALLY COUSINS

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

Which is why to most people the former smoker is the most boring person in the room

But, but...what about his booooooner?

Yeah, I looked fuckin' great when my body was actually eating itself away. I was so beautiful when my electrolytes were so low that I could've had a heart attack.

And hey, I had BEWBS so I clearly wasn't anorexic, right?

There's a lot of fascinating communities out here on the internet, but The Chive is one of the more fascinating ones. (This is a good Chive primer http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/inside…)

"Madonna has built her entire career on passing off other people's innovations as her own and making sure the original authors of things don't get as much credit for their work as she does." -Hillary Clinton

I am not 'Hilary Clinton.' And please stop using something I wrote to promote your goddamn album.

You don't get the snark against a white woman planning on donning brown face? How do basic things like this escape people like you? Serious question.

girth for the win!

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Oh thanks. Some theories, for others to read:

Yes, we don't stomach honor killings here in the educated west. We just torment the girls until they do it themselves, you know, like good Christians.