I once heard a defense attorney explain that he defended shitty people, and he did a damn good job of it, because he never wanted people he thought were truly guilty to be able to get out on appeal later claiming they didn't have a fair trial. I have no love for defense attorneys who pull awful stunts and blame the…

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

You must have missed the part where I wrote, "Beheading . . . when done right . . . "

It's a shame the U.S. is too cozy with Saudi Arabia (and too busy with our own executions) to denounce this sort of thing. If they were our "enemies" we'd be bombing Saudi women into freedom right now.

It's somewhat ironic to me that any American should decry this as barbaric. We are one of the few so called "developed" nations that still kills in the name of justice. There is no clean execution, let's top pretending we're more humane than Iran or Saudi Arabia. Just because we do it behind closed doors in death…

Before we decry Saudi Arabia and I personally believe this is barbaric, lest we forget the botched execution in Oklahoma, and executions going on throughout this country with questionable drug concoctions, just because we Americans, dress up your executions by hiding them away from the public eye doesn't make it any…

I am 100% against the death penalty in any and all cases. That said, the idea that beheading is "barbaric" is just western racism.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

That honestly doesn't seem harsh enough a description for this shit. I always was a fan of hers but I guess I need to stop being shocked every time she does something else really reprehensible because she just won't even fucking slow down.

This is what happens when you surround yourself with people who are constantly saying yes to you instead of keeping you in check.

madonna has gone from icon to selfish, out of touch old lady.

One can be mentally ill and still fit to stand trial. Being incompetent for trial is a very high bar - it basically means that you aren't capable of understanding the proceedings or participating in your own defense.

judging by how shitty everything is, I feel like I'm about to award merit badges for not being a serial rapist. Go with pride, people who aren't serial rapists!

The guy I lost my virginity to is now a plastic surgeon at an Ivy League med school.

If you're going to do a fake at least make an effort to use typefaces that predate the 1980s.

Chris Brown and Drake should date

I don't love Kim K, but there is really no other way she could have answered that question.

A doll cataloge and twins? It's like serial killer bingo.

What? You mean people don't just wake up in the morning with an insatiable need to do integrative calculus and draw Feynman Diagrams?

You can't just read Quantum Physics. It's not like you get to decide "Oh I think I'm going to learn about some senior level physics today, with no basis whatsoever. Herp derp." ETA: And actually understand what's happening.