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This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.

If you work for Raytheon, General Motors, Intel, Northrop-Grumman...this totally makes sense.

Hey Jimmy Johns, here's my non-compete clause - I'm only ever going to eat at any one of your competitors, you tyrannical fucksticks. Burdening employees with all the hassles of upper management at only a fraction of the pay and benefits? Eat shit.

Non-competes in general are some serious BS. I had to sign one to work as a dog trainer in a pet superstore that didn't allow me to work at a "competitive" business within 10 miles of my store for 6 months after I left. When I quit, it was to work at a non-profit, and my manager told me I couldn't work both places at…

As other posters have mentioned, these clauses are almost certainly unenforceable. This fact makes this all the more unconscionable, because these noncompetes are so ridiculous that the Jimmy John lawyers almost certainly know it and are preying on their employees lack of knowledge and/or lack of resources. It's a…

They are being sued for not putting sprouts in their sandwiches, even though they claim to put sprouts in their sandwiches

We watched video with great interest...but we have valid questions.

Let's not make fun of mental illness, please.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

You missed the point (not surprising whenever race issues are discussed on Jezebel). The fashion industry has a history of taking things that are commonly seen in black communities, placing them on white bodies, and calling it "high fashion". Like putting brown paint on a white woman to make her look black. THAT'S…

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

Arabic and Persian literature is truly special. As artistic depictions of real-world objects are often frowned upon in Islam, people turned to the written word to create art with calligraphy, poetry, and even fiction, and these artists did things with these mediums that their contemporaries would never have dreamed of.

Well, no, you're wrong. You hit a woman with the very real suspicion that she likely won't hit back, that you'll be safe, that this is a person you can hit who won't hurt you back? That is cowardly. That is faux-bravery. A guy who walks into a smack-down with a woman he knows can beat the crap out of him? I don't…

#neverforget

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

This. Even as we deign to commodify Black beauty in white culture we digest it somewhat first before it is "proper" to consume. Put the thick ass on a thin white teenager and you make it cool for a white man to grok with that, while meanwhile a WOC who has the same physique will still get called ratchet no matter how…

The point is the WOC have rarely been praised for being "buxom" or "curvy", instead we've been treated like specimens under the white gaze or like trash for whites to mock and demean.

As a big butted woman with almost no boobs, who last dated in the 1980s, I must call people out in the idea that white men don't like big butts.

cracker knows that feel.