Here you go, Mike! You should’ve asked your nearest lawyer — this took like 5 seconds.
Here you go, Mike! You should’ve asked your nearest lawyer — this took like 5 seconds.
Lazy and stupid could also describe crowdsourcing one’s entire content output with the same damn thing week after week after week, so now I'm confused.
Thank you for condescending to me about where I’m from. That still doesn’t make it “the plains.”
Can you imagine the Hot Takes Shitstorm if Guthrie had gotten hurt during this? “What’s that idiot ballboy thinking, shoving around a multi-million dollar pitcher like that? Who does he think he is?” Or, if your favorite takes artist happens to be anti-player, “Me-first Jeremy Guthrie just put winning a silly side…
That’s good, because in all the time I spent in Champaign I’d never once heard it lumped in with “the plains” 500 miles west.
What do you call it when a story calling out bad writing is itself. Not. Very. Well. Writ. Ten? And has typos and errors that. No. One. Both. Ered. To. Fix? Because: #Petty.
“They bunted the entire game? You can do that?!” — Ned Yost
Really, Caitlyn Jenner? Again?
Everyone knows it’s Ron Coomer who’s keeping Kerry’s seat warm. Idiot.
It’s as though I can still see the press release in this minimally edited story!
“Please take Donald Trump seriously so you’ll have to take me seriously, too.” - Clay Aiken
Well yeah, obviously it's that.
Quite a contrast between the Cowboys using their Twitter to promote a workplace fight for precious hits and the Bears, whose brand-new media rules under John Fox say that any reporter who saw such a fight is not allowed to report it or he loses his credential. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but the Bears might…
Hawk, is that you?
My favorite (not my favorite) is an extremely low-budget “insurance” “company” named Freeway that airs radio ads here in California. It’s one of those companies you pay a little money to for a piece of paper to keep in your glovebox.
No one cares about your boner.
And someone should probably tell Pitt about its brand new membership in the Big Ten!
This kid’s opinion of his own importance is absurdly out of phase, but I will not, repeat not, tolerate any ill will toward the outstanding Pilatus PC-12 turboprop aircraft. You take that back, right now, good sir.
Get your shit together, Sony. You’re charging for PSN now, so here’s a thought: Maybe it shouldn’t be offline twice a month and down like clockwork on holidays.
Who's your favorite umpire? Mine is Laz Diaz, he's always the star of the show. Do you have all their autographs yet? Hey sorry, gotta go, one of my favorite crews is working Arizona-San Diego tonight so I booked round trip tickets and bought $700 seats in the front row. Go Blue!