That’s not actually true either. Some MLB parent organizations do indeed own one or more of their minor league affiliates.

Sucks she wouldn’t do an interview. This probably didn’t help!

I just dropped by to say @moscaddie is the greatest, and long may she reign.

Do Gawker Media writers get paid a bonus every time they respond to their own points with short, exclamatory phrases meant to be humorous? Was this why you unionized? It probably is!

BEGINNING OF ARTICLE: Never, ever call them drones, you damn imbecile. How stupid are you? Seriously, never ever call them drones because you’re dead dead wrong.

My female kitty (Amelia) produces more than her fair share of hair. Her nemesis is also the cat brush I use to fix this. She HATES that brush. She actually cries - “mew! mew! mewwwwww!” when I'm brushing her and it makes me feel SUPER guilty. Damn you, you fox-eared asshole.

Get a Roomba. Problem solved. Best $250 I’ve ever spent.

Thanks to everyone for cleaning up my mess. #westcoastbias

Compared to California procedure, that’s really interesting. Then again, New York calls their trial courts “supreme” courts so I don’t know what to believe. It’s human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!

That’s not the suit, Kevin. I’m not sure it’s even possible to plead a case in only two pages. The factual and legal allegations you’re looking for would be set forth in the Complaint, which is currently unavailable. And yes, I looked. My guess is ESPN designated it confidential, so it stays sealed until the court…

“Good evening, and welcome to tonight’s matchup between the Los Angeles Raiders and Green Bay Packers! We’re coming to you live from (sigh) the L. Ron Hubbard Tom Cruise David Miscavige Church of Scientology Athletics Center Presented By The Scientology Celebrity Center in Beautiful Hollywood!”

So, is it Soso or Sosa? Pick a lane, Nadkarni!

That Dick Allen comparison has been all over the web (and a certain Chicago sports talk station, like, I don’t know, the one that frequently says ‘out-of-town stupid’) for weeks. If you’re gonna take others’ work to try to make yourself seem smart, at least credit them when you do.

If it’s outside help they want, they’d better decide quickly whether they’re “up for whatever.” Forget about one town: think of what those sweet, sweet Budweiser marketing bucks could do to with an entire island!

Your printable PDF link redirects to a sales pitch for CBS All Access.

I see it's gone now, but an older version of this Wikipedia article tried to take credit for iced tea. Why? Because some Frenchman at the World's Fair couldn't sell his hot tea because St. Louis was too miserably hot, so he dropped some ice in it. Seriously, the old page tried to take credit for that as a St. Louis…

And on that bombshell, it's time to end (before it even began)!

Repeat after me: No one can ever criticize PSU ever again because PSU raised $13 million for pediatric cancer. No one can ever criticize PSU ever again because PSU raised $13 million for pediatric cancer. No one can ever criticize PSU ever again because PSU raised $13 million for pediatric cancer. No one can ever…