Still not the best handwritten letter from MLB's eastern divisions.

Thanks for weighing in, Holden VP of Marketing!

My money would be on John Oliver, not that he'd be a surprise choice.

By Williams you mean Jessica Williams, right?

Sounds better than Imagine Dragons. ZING!

Star for "Igloo Australia," which will NEVER get old.

You might recall they always said that was for accounting reasons, and once those were solved they made them free.

So what if she tells everyone?

Jay Leno's Garage is like an unwatchable version of Top Gear. Or, basically, Top Gear USA.

If I was in her family, after she handed me that pamphlet, I'd quietly excuse myself to put her presents back in the car.

Your story also misses the fact that McIntyre initially wrote a vague tweet about a guy being creepy to her, then Lepore starting preemptively apologizing (in a deflective way), and she set the record straight. It may not be intended to slight her or call her out for "starting" it, but it's definitely insensitive.

No, things did not "get started" when "a female hockey fan" took to Twitter to complain about him. Things got started when Lepore harassed women. And why not give Toni McIntyre a platform to tell her story instead of telling it for her without even reaching out for comment?

If that's what "legitimacy" means then maybe a better name for this list would have been

Sons. Come-up. [Descriptor]-ass. Tom Ley is so cool.

This, from the glowing intellect feebly arguing that 2% is an impressive number because it's twice as big as 1.

You're right, Seattle is nowhere near water.

Gotta love the Honorable Mayor of St. Louis puffing his chest because the fair happened to be in town when an Englishman "invented" iced tea. That's like the Mayor of Salt Lake City taking credit for Jordan's shot in the '98 Finals.

Tom Ley has Urban Dictionary.