Is this article light enough to jokingly use the #notallmen thing?

Thank you! I was trying to think of a good way to express this. Apparently somebody doesn't know a lot of MFA graduates...

I was having a crap morning seeing as how I've been up since about 4 am, but I'm feeling pretty good after seeing this. :D

This is definitely going on my to-do list for when I get home!

I'm sad I'm at work and can't watch this!

Yet another reason I love the south.

Oh it's a total apathy drink. Also, the fact that it's free plays a big role in that decision.

I only drink Bud Lite with my sister and her husband, but we also drink Shiner Black and Jameson, so that completely makes up for it in my mind.

I'll help pay for your license!

I've got no beer, no dog food, and no party! Somebody help!

I'm terrible! Well, I'm at least a little detail-clueless sometimes :3 But that is truly my only friendly porn encounter. Freckle Friends Duo still I hope!!

I realized that I totally lied on that last one, because I do remember seeing a naked photoshoot of a girl that I knew in high school. I was younger so it was a little strange, but it was one of those that I never saw again. I would hope that a friend that chose that as a career wouldn't be ashamed of it. Because…

Oh Joy Sex Toy is great! For everyone!

I think it would have to be somebody I don't talk to anymore, because I would have far too many questions than would be politely comfortable.

As far as I know, I don't know anybody that has ever done any sex work. But I guess going by probability there has to be at least one person, right?

Not this time! You have me at a significant disadvantage. I haven't watched anime since it came on the Sci-fi channel on Saturdays with MST3K (do people still call it japanimation? Did anybody EVER call It that, or was that just me?) The only hentai I have at the moment is Discipline: The Hentai Academy. So thank…

I can still be funny!

Now I'm stuck with the hard decision of my previous plans or unsexy cartoon coitus. Strictly for scientific curiosity, of course.

I'm both intrigued and horrified. And I might have to save that creepy search for the morning in order to not kill this vibe I've got going on at the moment.

Oh well small words and noises, sure! Just not full-on sentences and talking to myself. Who knows, though...I can totally get lost in the moment. And I almost made a pokemon joke, but second-guessed myself!