Well god damn, that does sound like fun! The talking just isn't sexy when you're by yourself. But I think it is the first sign of some serious problems *haha*.

Yeah, I'm not good at the traditional "sexy talk", but I'm definitely a talker when it comes to how to do things or where I need to be and anything involved in that.

Oh yeah, this is definitely going to be some bedtime viewing.

We do tend to come full circle back to this topic. It's destiny, I tell ya! I always wondered why people thought the Ouroboros was eating its own tail.

More like the "ooooooHhhHH" in onanism...amirite??? *ba dum tish*

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Oh the opposite feeling for a guy is pretty fantastic. Over-the-clothes heavy petting is probably one of my favorite things in existence. If Hallmark would make these, my entire family and circle of friends would probably get them for Christmas.

I've always wondered that, because it seems like genital piercings are definitely something you'd have to get used to. And that sounds like far too much work for me. Like when somebody tells me that something I find disgusting will get better if I just do it more often...just seems very counter-intuitive. What was…

As one tends to do when doing that. :)

"...and outline how it will restore the reputation of fraternities and students at the university."

I guess it depends on if you're speaking on giving or receiving, because I tend to gravitate more towards one than the other.

Tonight I'm anal-retentively tagging my music collection so I can put it on my new phone without having an aneurism every time I scroll through. So no party tonight, but I'll have a beer in Jez's honor after I finish this coffee.

Well 75% of the time whatever is on my mind will be sexual. But not that act in particular this time. Points for proximity, however. :)

This is the most uncanny thing that's ever happened to me!

Alcohol, mostly.

Is Girl Talk still a thing? I think I'll just stick to that.

Same thing as normal...bought some dog food and beer, party at my house, blahblahblah...

Trade the spaghetti for Fritos, and oh god lord that's a meal right there.

He left out a whip, indicating that its use is permissible. If he had left out a butt plug, maybe you would have a point.

I just realized that I've never read any of her books but then called her books shit in my first reply upthread *haha*. I'll have to read some and see how my opinion changes.