... Durant feels the Dubs are in need of an MVP level insurance policy, and joins them to finally have another shot at a title

“Stephon Curry”

Minnesota: down a Prince, up a Thibs. Bye bye Prince: a taskmaster who produced stuff everybody loves. Hello Thibs: a taskmaster who produced the 2010's Bulls. Everybody loses.

Keown ... What the fuck happened to him?

Identity Christians and Constitutionalist Christians (like the anti-semitic Mormon fundamentalists currently facing prison sentences in Oregon after holding federal property under siege for a month) have a party. It’s called the Republican party. They also want a party. They are currently acquiring a party. Guess…

Christian Laettner, a mere 45 seconds from being informed “he’s better than that” by Rick Pitino in the handshake line

MUSASHI66: Yeah, I can only imagine the excitement of having these porn videos from female perspective. Seeing all the exiting thread options while staring at the pillow during doggy style must be exactly what girls VR dreams are made out of ;)

But they’ve got NASCAR!

Now that’s the kind of mannered response the left is going to need if they’ve any hope of avoiding chaos in the ensuing 8 months to go until Nov 5.

“It’s a love fest out there, it really is. We’ve got a lot of people who really love America. Get on their snow machines and just go. And you really have to look at Bernie Sanders and his group of communist mushers. They’re big dudes. Bad, scary people with lots of dogs; dogs trained to do god knows what. Back in the…

I knew he was a real-estate mogul, but I didn’t know he was inventor. Trump just invented a new way to dog-whistle.

I don’t want to offend anyone, but Payton Manning’s gonna have some private investigators take a look at this

I get what you’re trying to say. However, you might want to look at the likelihood that Yale could get sued by the person who was assaulted. Yes, they could face suits from either party, but the reason they don’t expel many people is because usually the assaulted person has a hard time winning in court. Yale, then,…

Narrowly avoiding on-field success?

I feel like *** needs to just have a wine night with friends and tell this story instead of blasting it on the internet.

Why not move the hell on Peyton Manning? Why bring it up over and over again just to stir the pot? That’s a real dick move, no pun intended. I live in Tennessee; Peyton Manning is basically a fucking religion here. But reading the entire account of this makes me sick.

And she was a POTTY MOUTH!!

Please! We’re talking about celebrities, not politics

WTF is wrong with you guys? My butler was a sage but I didn’t steele, bad way to win even when the arcade attempts to start on fire.

Jebus, the biggest celebrity of them all. Back to you, Curt and Boomer