Yeah, I suppose that makes sense. It just seemed incongruous at first.

Are Navy Seals subject to a lot of dog attacks as part of their job or something?

There is no way 50% of people reading this believe this garbage. Views like this are the minority by FAR, but the people who hold them are obnoxiously loud so they get lots of attention.

My kids have never seen me without a beard. If I shaved it would freak them the fuck out, and I don’t need to deal with that.