“Conclusion: Stop harshing my buzz, and ESPECIALLY stop trying to tax it when it does no harm to anyone else. Looking at you, Seattle.”

Except, if he’s at a fast food restaurant, and it’s this important to him, he can’t cook, or do anything else with food, right? He’s probably incapable of placing meat on some already prepared bread product and then adding cheese. Cause, if he could do any of that, he could just get a refund and go do that, if he…

I always have a small bit of admiration for the person willing to get behind the counter and take charge in the kitchen of a fast food establishment.

It just seems like common sense not to use any apps like the ones listed. An ovulation tracker? An app that records any sort of medical data? An app that tracks the medications you use? Jesus. Why not just post your medical record on social media?

More appropriately, there’s always someone who will invent something way too straightforward without any noteworthy security measures to prevent it from being used in ways it was never meant to be used in the name of not being regulated. And now it needs to be regulated (i.e. “moderated”).

Don’t know anything about blockchain, but this sounds like a surefire way for governments to start writing up regulation and opening door to law enforcement digging in.

It’s why we can’t ever have nice things.

We invent very interesting things... then have to figure out how to handle them afterward. Because there’s always ‘That ASSHOLE!’ who’ll take something perfectly straightforward and use it in ways it was never meant to be used.

Fkn sicko.  I hope he loses everything.  And gets raped in prison.  And castrated.

You’re mixing up felony and federal offense.

*preceding

“Secret way”, lemme guess he found it by entering 8 8 2 2 4 6 4 6 OK ENTER on an ATM machine expecting to get 30 lives in Contra.

I am pretty sure Ben Stiller already discussed this one

This is great n all, but spam CALLS seem to be a more critical issue right now!

It may be because the ocean both has a tangible surface and is made of water, which assuming standard conditions humans don’t sink into, whereas Jupiter has no ‘surface’ and if placed at the top of its cloud layer you would indeed straightforwardly sink through to an unimaginably great depth (assuming you don’t choke,…

Neutral

No, I’m just curious. There is no publication deadline like there would be with say a magazine or newspaper....if this post came out 30 minutes later it wouldn’t matter...so just curious what time lines Kotaku imposes on companies to ‘get back to them’.... Basically they could just say:

This always interests me...you reached out on a Saturday and gave them how long?

Because America is weirdly puritannical when it comes to sex and sexuality. Violence? Good for children! A single butt cheek? Better slap an NC-17 rating on that baby.