He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

Wade was fantastic tonight,

I don’t see how this would have helped Thompson. She moved the ball several inches

The heartbreaking tragedy of Aaron Hernandez, as far as Belichek is concerned, is that he didn’t get a compensatory draft pick for losing him.

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

His golf courses are not the only thing in the works Trump feels any emotion for.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

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Step one: Don’t live here illegally.

Given his numbers you might say that Bishop going to the Kings is a lateral move, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to Bishop it can only be diagonal.

but it’s a dry heat...

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

“What’s attendance mean?”

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

It’s the alt-right sports version of the girl who sued UT Law School for affirmative action all the way to the Supreme Court even though she was way too dumb to gain entrance in any alternate universe.

-100 for +1-ing yourself

What my greatest weakness?

A little-known historical fact is that the uprising on the Amistad began when the captives were forced to sing "Sweet Caroline."