Every time I see someone with one of these watches, I’m going to make eye contact and then shout at them “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”

It’s entertaining. We have a mix of content here, some of which is more hardline news, some of which exists just to amuse you—which makes sense, because video games are *supposed* to be about fun!

He very much does have cancer. And judging by SFK’s ROGERS-based phone, I’d guess Kevin is Canadian; thus, shitty insurance and weird legal decisions based on shitty insurance are completely unfathomable to him.

If you want us to remember some guys, just say it. But it’s pretty hard to deny Jesse Palmer.

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

Unfortunately, most climate scientists predict that these metaphors will only get stronger.

Whoever makes the widget, which 95% of the time is the author of the post.

Jaden Smith has committed to play for University of Mars; the school has put at least one player in the NFL.

Those numbers should probably be reported net of tithing.