Not at all. The level of smug there is astounding.

That was possibly her only option. That's the severity of the catch 22 the poor are faced with every day.

Show him this on your birthday and tell him he owes you dinner. ;)

Sometimes you just have to ask. If it's a branded glass, like Smirnoff or Stiegl or something else printed with a logo, the brewers/distillers usually hand those puppies over to bars and restaurants for free as promotional material, so the staff themselves don't give a rats ass about them if they go missing or break.…

I dunno, most mixed-race folks I know are natural hotties.

Since we hadn't finished our beers we also walked out with some really nice beer glasses for our trouble.

Must have been a boring book.

I'd have punched him

I've only ever attempted it once. Was successful bout of karma as far as we consider it.

These make me glad I've only ever had to deal with shit from farm animals. Not humans.

While that commercial is absolutely stupid, I do love the Spartan helmet.

The thing we should take away from anything involving what that generation went through:

*looks at tractor*

Damn John Deere drivers, always hogging the fields....

I think you may be mixing up geography and sociology.

Canada, just with more beef, cowboy hats and "y'all's".

True that. Eastern Europeans generally tend to lean towards the "built like trucks" side of the body spectrum.

Take THAT Goodlife Fitness HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Leafs, whose playoff hopes effectively ended this weekend with a wet fart of a loss to Winnipeg, are not a good team.