Same fucking thing to you. You pompous ass fuck. 

Well that’s infuriating. I’m 28 and I work on my car all the time. Anything broken, I fix, anything off, I correct.

Those moments before impact always scare me. How sad to know that your car that you put all this work into is about become a lawn dart. 

I’m not saying you’re an old, grumpy, asshole?

Sorry Porsche freaks, this car is not worth 1.8m. I don’t care whatcha say, it’s not. It’s not at all worth that. I don’t care how much carbon fiber and bullshit they put into it. It’s not worth that price tag. 

This is so exciting that you’re happy to so him annoyed?

Absolutely not worth that money. Not even a little. I don’t care how many miles it has, it just does not perform on that level and it ABSOLUTELY isn’t THAT rare. 

Cats just engulf me whenever they see me. Size, shape, doesn’t matter. They see me they do the sits and demand the pets. 

Yeah, well he’s not a very good QB so, good luck to him. 

To be honest, as far as electric cars go, it’s one of the best looking ones I’ve seen.

Well I hope the best for you :D Get that Odyssey van that has like 1000hp.

I love that people are so sensitive about a word that they have to get people fired.

COTD, Crap Opinion of the day. 

Are YOU a Mom?

Your mom is a badass. “Eh fuck it, do a burnout until you suck less. That way you look awesome for sucking.”

My Grandpa currently has stage 4 lung cancer and is not going to last much longer. It has been incredibly hard for him to accept this. I can’t imagine how a young child can accept their mortality like that.

I’d also like to point out that this thing is REALLY!!! clean. Like that thing looks clean enough to eat off of. 

This seems fair to me. I’d drive the shit outta this thing. 

Hahahaha, middle sister got the shaft on the car choice eh? Good on ya!

I like your Mom. 10/10