Yes, because irrefutable scientific evidence always wins them over. ;)

Cetaceans evolved from land mammals? Porpoiseterous!

blood pudding. with lard.

Nobody understands you, do they? I mean, line, nobody GETS you. You're too real. You're just too REAL for this basic basic world. #machiavelli #fringe #everythingsucks

NO TICKET!

Wolves are terrible guard animals. They consider it the duty of the alpha animal (you) to deal with threats. A wolf is most likely to hide behind you during a burglary, although it probably would be quiet the whole time. Get a German Shepherd if you want a protective guard animal.

But not for the wolf. He ate well that day.

12/13 times, the wolf did not respond. That 13th time was a bit unfortunate though