See? It’s funny because an enormous slice of the population is ignorant, ill-informed and lack anything approaching critical thinking skills.

Hey, it was at Whole Foods where two people freaking out Ebola patients coming to Atlanta turned to me and said, “You know that’s how ‘The Walking Dead’ started, RIGHT?!!”

My aunt truly believes that Huma and Hillary are lovers. She also thinks that women shouldn’t work because they take jobs away from men. Old-fashioned Spaniards are the worst!

It’s like Andy Reid looking at a slab of ribs he’d pasted a pair of googly eyes to.

To be fair, Silicon Valley is full of people like that.

She’s the classic example of somebody falling for the externals. She clearly worships Steve Jobs but not for his insight or financial/tech expertise, rather, she desired his ability to build a cult. She wanted to be revered and studied but honestly thought all she needed was a cool-sounding idea and a turtleneck.

This woman is a delusional weirdo who wanted to be the next Steve Jobs without actually inventing anything.

Elizabeth Holmes is, by all accounts, a classic narcissist with delusions of grandeur. It’s sad that she’s taken so many people down with her.

I’ll start with the shaming. Tim Draper gave Holmes the seed money from Theranos. He’s also behind the nutty “Six Californias” initiative that would turn Silicon Valley an incredibly wealthy, libertarian tax haven.

I support dropping out of college to do things, but at 19 what could she possibly have learned before dropping out? That there was VC money available for bad ideas?

Alternately, be awful at your obsession with blood testing and maybe one day you can be a junior phlebotomist at a Labcorp office or the local county STD testing center.

I’m working on that, getting up to nothing is my 5 year goal

When you are really bad at a thing and you love doing that thing so much that you can’t stop, there’s no limit to your potential amount or severity of failures.

yo, Holmes! Smell ya later!

right? i mean, finish that sentence she megallipsed on there:

Down Twenty with a Chance of Meatballs

Man that insecurity is something to behold... you oughta get that looked at.

Do you really not get that foreign agents would be, and are, genuinely interested in obtaining things like call logs, text messages, and travel histories for employees in strategic roles? If you are a programmer, engineer, etc at a company that deals with technology their country would like to have, they want that…

its only 99% effective!