snackpack
snackpack
5/15/17
9:51 PM
590

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass, Read more

4/8/17
5:45 PM
261

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

4/6/17
4:03 PM
100

If you have already been sexually active... vaccine may provide some benefit to stimulate an immune response. Read more

3/12/17
9:37 PM
52

The excuses are really more for themselves than for the cops. There’s some part of these people, deep down, that understands the systemic bigotry that leads to these killings and is terrified of the fact that they just don’t care. It’s an existential crisis at the realization that they’re only half a step away from Read more

8/25/16
3:46 PM
116

I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

8/10/16
1:29 PM
146

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”