When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…
This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.
If you have already been sexually active... vaccine may provide some benefit to stimulate an immune response.
The excuses are really more for themselves than for the cops. There’s some part of these people, deep down, that understands the systemic bigotry that leads to these killings and is terrified of the fact that they just don’t care. It’s an existential crisis at the realization that they’re only half a step away from…
Big Freedia throws the livest and loosest HR-violating holiday office party in the video for the jubilant anthem “Make It Jingle.” It’s a party complete with pool floats, lots of ugly sweaters and coordinated ass drops.
I would literally rather go to The Upside Down.
The earth hasn’t moved in my marriage since the aughts!
you go to a junior collenge
He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.
I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.
Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.
is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”