Let's be fair, though: given the current climate, it IS surprising to see a story where the Missouri police are unequivocal good guys standing up for POC being subject to abuse. At the very least, it's surprising that it's a story we're hearing about.

Daddy?... Is that you?

You know what? As a now-white person AND a Law Enforcement person, I actually can see a good thing about this guy: he's the kind of person I love in my job, who spares me of several minutes of "He did", "I didn't", and go straight into doing the very thing he's being accused of, right in front of me and several other…

Well, of course. Black people aren't real. We're magical characters who can turn into demons instantly! So, it's no big deal to kill one of us for American entertainment purposes.

So I'm assuming her PAC is running low on funds.

Well, she couldn't make sex sexy, so we can let her take a crack at sewage.

I just wanted to break in and say that in addition to liking what you write, I think your name's great.

yes, please western person tell me that the problems of my family in iran are so much more important because I am really sure you can compare, and because I am sure that in the oh so poor third world countries we only care about surviving and such things as gender equality and representation do not matter for us nor…

How about that? While we are at that, Lets do the same with the NYPD or the Ferguson PD!

I'm trying to imagine a hat that's a combination of a confederate soldier's, a fedora, and a pointy white hood, but I can't. I guess burnmebaby will have to remain hatless in my mind.

Good call. Burkas are the way to go, since men simply can't be controlled.

ok fine but then where are the white,asian,Latino mugshots? Kinda weird they're ONLY using pictures of black men.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

Commercials really are something after you haven't seen any in a while aren't they?

Yes and guaranteed, that breathless little sycophant/enabler, Andy Cohen, will be all over her like a rash, itching to be first with the exclusive post-prison-release interview and willing to pay top dollar, of course. Definitely gross. Sad-making, too.

ARE THERE NO PRISONS? ARE THERE NO WORKHOUSES?

Bullshit, If Tina and Amy were really courageous, they would have read out the name of every one of the complainants who've come forward publicly then said this —

No. It was a joke making fun of a rapist. We need lots, lots more jokes that publicly call out a rapist's behavior.

Yep, the professional crush on Amy Poehler we all developed a decade ago shows absolutely no signs of abating.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.