Well, thank God that the old white guys have proud warriors like you to stand up for them.

If I know copsuckers (and boy, do I) my money's on "Since they're mug shots, they're using criminals for targets, not any of the well-behaved black people" ...

Like what?

"and how the hell did 30 Rock and Parka and Rec survive all these year without wall-to-wall rape gags?"

So, your beef is that their rape joke wasn't misogynistic enough for you?

Way to Go, Charlie. You've managed to make a Kardashian look mature and dignified in comparison.

Yeah...No. Smashing someone's property in a fit of rage is a two-level attack; One, it destroys their property, depriving them of it, and two, it sends a very clear message: This could easily happen to you, next time, or even this time, if you make me angry enough.

Which incredibly stupid statement would you like broken down first?

Shhh.. don't spoil it. He thinks he made a good point.

Wow... nearly two months to craft that awesome response, dudebro.

I'm not sure what's more unbelievable:

Keep fighting the good fight, brave keyboard warrior.

Well, you're just too fierce for this planet, aren't you?

They didn't find a comic book character attractive. They found a real person, who was good looking, with a sense of humor, who was obviously having a good time, playing a character sexually attractive. If you could only figure out the difference, you might be a lot happier; or at least you wouldn't feel so inadequate…

Ugh. To be fair, that was like predicting the sun would rise in the East.

Your Mom called.

I really can't take someone seriously who:

Actually, Gaston wins, because he did it in character, and it was funny.

They probably figure the little girl has a better sense of humor and understanding that Gaston is not a real person than say, you do.

How long before some MRA Cryface McWhineypants comes in here and starts caterwauling about "double standards", because the ladies on noted feminist blog Jezebel dared to compliment a guy who was doing guy stuff?