I have a hard time imagining Letterman watching it often once his kid was born, but there are lots of stories about him in the 80s keeping himself up all night nitpicking his own performance after watching lackluster episodes and stuff like that.

Have you never seen the Larry Sanders Show? All of the late night hosts watch their own shows.

Alexander Knox

Triple seems like far too many.

I think Buckaroo is neutral like y'all.

Is this how we do a Kickstarter? Because I would donate upwards of $70 to this idea.

The existence of a man like Chuck Tingle makes me proud of America. We get a lot wrong, but at least there's someone out there making money from writing erotic stories about getting bummed by a dinosaur. I'm a patriot and I think that's beautiful.

Homeboy was working through a minor obsession with Von Trier's Breaking the Waves all throughout the Titanic shoot.

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!"

I'm pretty happy that you didn't make up the Shatner is a Brony tweet. That's cute. https://twitter.com/William…

Tell like five jokes, hand out the awards, sing some songs, get someone to show their can, and we'll all be out of there by 9:30.

I looked them up. They were both used to describe horses that could no longer work. Spavined refers to a horse that has been worked far past its prime and now has weird bony enlargements on its hocks (aka back knees). Stringhalt is something that happens when an old horse has gone bow legged cause the tendons in its…

It's not been realistic for the bulk of US history. It did happen once early on. Every president from 1801-1829 was a Democratic Republican. That ended with the effective splintering and death of the Democratic Republicans during the 1824 election and following presidency of John Quincy Adams and the birth of the…

Good point. Let me try a second draft.

Don't worry. Someday the old man will be dead and you can fine stop having to prove your macho bonafides.

I guess we've reached the non sequitur portion of this interaction so I wrote a song.

You don't really understand how to behave like a polite adult. I wish you'd take a break from commenting until you do.

You should delete it because it's bullshit that's been repeated ad nauseum by every person who thinks mental illness is fake and for pussies.

Your mom seems like a real cuck.

"Seriously, if Chris Brown did that to any woman in your life would you ever be fine with that?"