Case in point, Matt Pike.

You could always respond with an exaggerated, "Howdy, cowboy."

Unless the debate is .38 Special vs Skynyrd. You know homeboy is a free bird at heart.

You'd probably wanna keep it less than 18"-24" wide and talk so like 5-8 Trump Hands.

I mean, keep it reasonably safe. Let him start a little fire and say fuck twenty times.

You always side with the Special.

There's only so much information that can be conveyed by shallow focus shots of espresso machine nozzles. I just want a two sentence description. Coffee can cover such a wide range of flavor profiles! Where's it from? How's it roasted? How do you make a cortado? God damn it. It's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, not…

"come here from Ain't It Cool News" In that case, he seems pretty well adjusted for a time traveler.

Who are you quoting?

They named it after a boat that exploded.

Respect for the self correction.

Is this some new version of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe? Because it took me embarrassingly long to understand that joke the first time.

It's a shame that Crackle doesn't have the streaming rights for either of the Crash films. I would appreciate the poetic justice as I restart my browser.

Crackle is where people go to try to watch Newsradio, but get frustrated by the terrible video player and give up around the second act break.

As a fan of all three, I feel like the coffee is really under-served. Seinfeld always gives the specifics and some editorial about the cars and the comedians get to talk all throughout the episode. Let's hear more about the coffee! The only thing Seinfeld seems to care about is whether or not it's hot. I wanna know…

This is a good day for Katie Rife. She got to say mean stuff about a dumbass and share portions of her, "Asian Fellows I'd like to Fuck." list. That's just good clean fun right there.

Tom Hanks is a total mensch.

" I'm glad as fuck that we don't have your, frankly, absurd failure of a democratic political system here."

You are right.

I'd settle for a davenport.