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A decent game, but the PC port made me weep tears of bitter, impotent rage. One of the worst ports I've ever played.

I'm glad I'm not in the military units that have access to this thing, because I would pretty much waste ALL my time building terrain maps on it.

Well Bashcraft, I hope you're happy. I now have type-17 diabeetus from looking at these.

This is literally the first picture I've ever seen of someone who actually owns one of those things. It's like seeing a unicorn!

"fucking hand looms and what not"

This is a bunch of crony capitalist bullshit. I am a firm believer in capitalism, which is why I get so pissed off at laws like these that are blatantly designed to protect special interests - auto dealers, in this case - but are hidden in the guise of protecting the consumer by "leveling the playing field."

Looks like this particular Mewtwo has some serious spina bifida going on.

I wonder if the Japanese handheld gaming boom is the logical end resulting from high population density coupled with online functionality, added to limited space for traditional console and TV gaming.

Are the MiG-31s capable of carrying nuclear weapons? That's the only thing that would get me even a little worried. They may be fast as hell, but I doubt they're that stealthy. Mach 2.8 might be good enough to outrun an F-22 plane, but not a BVR missile.

With freaking breech-loaded rifles and cannons, no less. Antietam may not have the all-time war-dead-in-a-day record for battles, but it was an absolute bloodbath.

Where did this pic originate? Dat face...

Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif laughed upon hearing of the plane's problems, saying, "So it's not just our planes."

Does their design look like this? Because the timing would be just about right.

Oh, Kumamon, you card! If you aren't bungee jumping, you're creating an unholy pyre for the Lord of Flies!

"Gotta go fahmmmmgh!"

Technically, yes. But when they do it's horribly depressing.

It's OK, Zelda. We all have bad hair days.

Both figures are awesome, but for my dollar(s) I'd buy the battle damaged version.

Wow, the "Stig" really kicked that guy in the conkers!

I still think Dr. Z. would be more at home in a 1910s-era silent film ad for shaving foam or molasses or possibly tonic water.