Seriously, the statement should straight up address women unable or unwilling to get an abortion, not just any fertile women.

The fetus doesn’t hook up to your blood supply for 5 weeks. If you’re actively trying to get pregnant and keeping track, you’d be aware of the pregnancy early enough to stop drinking before there is any risk whatsoever. “Drink ‘till it’s pink” is a common phrase in trying to conceive groups. This recommendation is…

I feel like they expect women all over the country to clutch their pearls as they loudly gasp, “No!” and fall upon their fainting couches, when really most people will be like, “Yup, sounds fair, you gonna mail that to me, or. . . ?”

Say it with me. SATIRE.

You should definitely watch it. I was not interested in it at all (the premise just seemed bad), but after it got some positive coverage here I decided to check it out and it is glorious.

YES. Ignore the terrible name. It's amazing.

Oh my God their names.

Ava DuVernay is one of those people where if she told me to jump off a bridge, I would do it, no questions asked.

I had no idea who that was until I read it. Maybe just the angle of her face.

I miss Sports Night.

ilu. Have you heard my favorite joke?

That reminds me, I should look up my beard...I mean, prom date. I wonder what he’s up to.

When reached for comment, commissioner Gary Bettman indicated that he fully expects the people of Nashville to fund the $1 million dollar prize.

A bandeau probably would have looked like a censor bar.

Right? All that talk of ‘alphas’ was laughable. If you’re a real alpha-type person why wouldn’t you want someone who challenges you? Isn’t that their thing? Being a go-getter and waking up before noon on Saturdays and all that exhausting shit?

I think at least part of it is based on what it takes to get your books published and sold. A woman who writes about a female protagonist falling in love with a hot piece of ass is likely to hear a lot of criticism about how her character is shallow and unlikeable, whereas male writers are just carrying on the grand…

Analog dick pics! OMG

... Did that person really write “that world” as though we’re on earth and hip hop is Trexolon 5 in the Setu galaxy—separated by too many light years to count?

Your loss.

He was the worst wasn’t he? “Oh, sorry Ma, I’m taking you away from your loving and close-knit family in the woods to some god-forsaken place. I’ll never let you get comfortable; if a family moves nearby we are gone. So what if we may not be near any decent medical care. It’s not like one of our children will go blind…