I don’t know, I think we can look at it this way :

I hope the county lawyers feel fucking ashamed for this. The minute the asshole pled guilty, they should have settled.

I think that take is rapidly cooling off.

As an old, Fargo 2 not only was brilliant in terms of acting and directing, it was also spot in capturing the icky drabness of the late 70s.

If having to do yearly installments is an insurmountable burden then maybe, just maybe, TV is not the correct medium for your genius.

Nothing about her baby daddy suing for joint custody and support? That’s the delicious part of this story. These people give white trash a bad name.

If you actually think my comment is self congratulatory bc I admitted to not getting it when JD mania was peaking, and bc I thought he looked like a creepy person before, or even if you’re just trolling, then, well, I have some middle finger emojis for you.

She is talented. At least talented enough to almost make 50 Shades of Grey work, which is no small feat. No one could make that dialogue sound natural, but she got as close as possible, and was much more interesting to watch than I expected.

Not gonna lie, I actually like the black and white one on the right of the second picture.

Reachingggggg.

Why isn't anyone pointing out that the POTUS can't pardon Avery for the crimes he committed in the state of Wisconsin... Obama can only pardon federal crimes. 10th Amendment.

And how is Obama going to pardon someone convicted of a non-federal crime? What B- civics student wrote that petition?

Good to see Jay getting some work.

I had working parents and was an active kid, back in olden times before cell phones existed. And I turned out ok, and so did my friends. The “neccesity’ of cell phones is totally fake, created by Steve Jobs so you would make him a zillionaire. Like, what would happen if we did not have cell phones? We would all be…

LOVE YOU MARK.

The entire Gawker network’s behaving as though it’s suffering a DoS attack.

I literally had the same thought. It’s 40% “mayyybe they were 17 and 364 days old and it’s a technicality, because I can get that with all those fans at all those shows...” and 60%, “holy God, Quagmire, you know that’s not the case, he wouldn’t be arrested, there wouldn’t be IMAGES ON HIS COMPUTER, this is actually…

“At the end of the day, he was like, ‘Shit, I feel stressed,’” says Irwin. “He’s like, ‘You guys ever look up shit on the Internet?’ We’re like, ‘What type of shit?’ He’s like, ‘Girl stuff, like, hot girls dancing.’ So he goes on YouTube and writes ‘hot chicks dancing’ in the search. And we sat there watching hot…

I wouldn’t want to live in a post-apocalyptic world anyway, I’m too lazy to fight for survival. The only thing I thought when I tried to watch The Walking Dead was that if I found myself in a zombie apocalypse, I’d raid every store I could find for cigarettes, rum and ginger ale and smoke & drink myself to death on…

I’m trying to think of a more laughably inaccurate statement about the midwest. All I can think of is, “No one there has opinions about football.”